This is not obscene.
It isn’t pornographic.
It wasn’t even all that fun to draw. While I have strong feelings (pro/con) about Bush and Gore, I’m indifferent to bush and gore.
To be honest, I was a little intimidated about drawing this page. Although I am not entirely without experience with the female of the human species, I’m really more of a gentleman’s gentleman (if you take my meaning), and the porn I prefer to look at is definitely of the male variety. And on the various occasions when I have enjoyed the company of the fairer sex, I haven’t exactly made mental notes of what the girl parts look like. So the risk of getting it “wrong” was pretty high. And there’s a huge audience out there who know this subject material pretty damn well. (At least without the premature fetus crawling in and out.)
You’d think that the easy availability of porn everywhere would solve this, but it’s not that easy. You see, most porn is a lie. It’s all exaggerated, and you never get… normal. And for this page I didn’t want shaved, groomed airbrushed photos; I just wanted reference images of the business end of the adult female reproductive organs.
So here ya go.
This is PORN BLASPHEMY!
Show me any female born along the entire coastline of the Med that isn’t as furry as a monkey! Just ONE! It would be… A MIRACLE!
(You ever even seen the forearms on these bitches? They could donate hair to chemo patients for wigs!!!)
This is the mother of God you’re talking about. Just be glad I didn’t draw her as a pale-skinned blonde.